It took me almost 2 weeks to finish the game and unlock everything but holy crap it was worth it! This was the second game I bought on here and I'm so happy that I decided to buy this game. The art, the music, and the characters were so enthralling to see!
Speaking of the characters...
(Spoilers)
Mason (Big burly man): I never had any intentions of going camping and I sure as hell aren't going after dying so many times in the woods from the cold, hunger, and blood loss from a hot, psychotic man built like a bear. Mason's route truly opened my eyes to the harsh reality of surviving the outside elements. It felt SO GOOD to see the fear in Mason's eyes when we got our hands on a weapon and treated him like the animals he hunted. Also it was great to see my favorite gardener go from using human blood as fertilizer to becoming an undead lake monster. Nice career change dude.
Celia (Sugar mama): I'm 100% sure that if I met Celia in real life our entire relationship would consist of us getting drunk on weekends with Celia complaining about her husband while I'm forced to be her unwilling therapist/drinking buddy. Celia's route was surprisingly the hardest for me. I spent hours trying to get Celia to like me enough to NOT kill me but I caved and had to use a guide. Of course you have to have low sanity to stay with someone as crazy as her. Not complaining though...I definitely would've ran away with her.
Derek (YOU NASTY LITTLE BASTARD): Of all the characters you've created to be as despicable and demented as possible, Derek is by far the most heinous out of all of them. Even more than Strade! I physically winced during the firecracker death and wanted to choke this man for doing that! He's the type of rich person that needs his money and rights taken away IMMEDIATELY!! I was cheering for this blonde twink's death towards the end and Machete instantly became one of my favorite characters for delivering justice. Also I'm not surprised that Strade still manages to be a pain in the ass by somehow having a potential cult that worships him.
Fox (Foxy gilf): It's so jarring to see Ren as an old guy. He went from a baby-faced murderer to a mature, calculating ringleader with an entire business. Strade would've been so proud to see him! I can say for a fact that I would NOT survive one of his shows. IRL I would've been dead by the end of the 1st one. But judging by the survival ending to the 3rd show, I think death would be a relief compared to what Fox has in store for us after surviving.