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So...you want games to teach you a healthier way to live. I guess that you would like porn games to force monogamy onto the MC. In fact NO SEXUAL SITUATIONS until both the MC and the LI have been to the doctor and received a thorough and complete physical and STD tests. Have the MC in bed every night at 8:30pm sharp. No alcohol or drugs. Use condoms and/or birth control pills. Make sure that their diet is nutritionally sound, with no more than 1800 calories per day. They should work out at the gym regularly. Ride a bicycle everywhere. And they should probably also grow their own vegetables in order to guarantee that the "organic" produce that they eat is actually organic.

That sounds super fun and exciting! Dumbass.

How about teaching people to enjoy their lives, and NOT being a preachy little bitch? That seems like the ideal way to make a game, a book, a movie, an internet post, or pretty much anything.

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Let me quote some dumbass named 'Merlin:' "As much as I wanted to laugh at you're post, you are right.  Games have the opportunity to teach the gamers a healthier way to live." D'oh!

YOU are the one that said Johnny was right for wanting games to teach people a healthier lifestyle.

Furthermore, that you are a Patreon simp for 25 games PROVES that you haven't got the sense that God gave to a rock.

Ha ha ha ha  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Oh, Merlin, deleting your own posts is the very height of cowardice.

It's perfect for you.