Started the game over yesterday for fun, I think its safe to say I've officially done all there is to do at this moment, and I'm so excited to see where the next update takes the story...
Things I've done
1. Reached the current end (I chose to move in with Beth because booty)
2. Maxed out Ophilia.
3. Reached 1,000lbs
4. Helped Diane.
5. Reached the stopping point for Lilly
6. Used all the vials including Hyper
7. Done all experiments with Tiff
8. Maxed out waitress at the Buffet, and the counter girl at Sweet Cravings
9. Reached "the end?" for Roxanne
10. Became "The Glizzard"
11. Collected all scrolls
12. Collected all currently unusable items, Fairy Dust, Wagyu Beef, Bagel, Food Additive, Greens, and Condiments
Now I rest... my clicking finger is exhausted...