I'm gonna provide feedback on some categories used by other jams, since that's the style of feedback I know how to give.
Fun: This had no right being this enjoyable. It's so stupid in the best possible way. I had fun. A lot of fun.
Graphics: I- ... It's beautiful. The insane high-definition mouse model (with no animation) and the silly model of the cheese. It's a delight.
Audio: Bonk. Yes. perfect. no notes.
Innovation: It's been a while since I've played a game where you protect a stash of something. It's not the most unique concept, but the way the game is played is certainly different. the first person perspective makes it stand out from other "protect the X" style games, and the comical presentation of it makes it great.
Mood: This is a horror game. Chills. My cheese!
Humor: Yes.
Theme/Limitation: While you might not be a hero, there are definitely two items. I'll be a bit stubborn and say the "two items" limitation was taken a bit too literally. Nothing unique here with the limitation, but you did indeed follow it.
Overall: Great work. I really enjoyed the comedy of this one. It's a perfect jam game.