Hi, I'm the Wandering Wizard Simon Kalimanus. I've been making games for 35 years, and I've never really promoted any of them. This is a link to the past five years of my work, which is about 15 games, so you can choose one that appeals to you instead of me promoting one to you. Among them are a game where you play a boy possessed by a killer clown trying to distract the class so the clown can kill everyone; a game where seagulls ate your lunch so you go berzerk and decide to eat them, where your health bar is how many poops you have on you and your score is how fat and slow you've become, and a TTRPG where you can play anyone you can dream up, tell any story you want, and do anything you can think of using very simple rules based on my study of the occult. Speaking of that, there are also a number of games in different styles in my The Occultist series, where you play as paranormal investigators in stories based on my own real-life experiences. I recently released a modernized combination of Pong and Tank Combat for the Atari. Not all my games are very finished, because I've never really gotten any feedback or community, because promoting myself is not something I'm terribly fond of. Also, because I'm a solo developer with a busy personal life who really should have looked in to building a team a while ago.
...I'd like to remedy that. I'm an experienced teacher, so I'm looking to work with people of any skill level, even if you think you suck.
There. That's enough self-promotion for one day.