Today we played Raccoon Sky Pirates.
Once upon a time, two racoons, two possums, and a pigeon built a janky airship in a junk yard out of a 72 VW Beetle, a Food Processor, and the Octopus ride from a carnival. It was rickety, well armored, and well-armed. It also smelled like corn chips, had sticky floors, was held together with duct tape, and was constantly playing broadway show-tunes.
They named their contraption: "the Dreaded Dumpster Fire Trash Can of Revenge"!
Its crew consisted of:
- Antoinette Cornflake the pigeon
- Princess Todd the mama possum (and her troop of joeys, all named Todditha)
- Raccoona Matata the muscle
- Rac-kit the baby-face raccoon
- and Zort the sleepy opossum
They set sail across the neighborhood, were spotted flying over an electrical substation, and finally arrived at a McMansion house in the suburbs.
They broke in through the sliding glass doors and spread out through the kitchen, dining room, foyer closet, and powder room, stealing trophies, remote controls, hats from the closet, apples, eggs, and flower, an extension cord, and other various items, before waking the dog, then the owners of the house.
With that they made their hasty exit. On their way back to the junkyard, their engine began to overheat but was cooled by Antoinette's wings. They were intercepted by another airship from a rival junkyard over the electrical substation! Racoona Matata used the octopus to throw the VW beetle at them and they escaped!
They made it back to the junkyard as heroes! Legends whose deeds will live on - until the next time we play! See less