Same here.
I'm excited about my two new jams but I'm pissed because it's been 5+ hours and only my evil twin has joined thus far. Please can someone else join so my doppelganger doesn't automatically win?!?!?!
I've also never sold anything in the past while working as a sales professional, because whenever I give something away for free, a few people will stop by my booth and pick up a copy, but not a deluge. If I stick a price on said item then it's career suicide. LoL.
I hate my life.