Hello Ivan, Greetings from the USA. Sorry my current leader is retarded. We are attempting to fix that and hopefully not go to war.
Don't worry Bob from America, everything is ok. I sit comfortably on my bottle and wait for my turn to come; it becomes fertilizer in the soil of Ukraine.
you forgot about the bear, balalaika and other cranberries
This is the only Russian balalaika I care about
Чувак какого чёрта....
не ненавидь меня за мой превосходный вкус к женщинам