Well, if I did steal a game, at least I'd have something worth playing. Meanwhile, you're over there with your collection of participation trophies.
Oh, spare me your pitiful attempts at deflection! Yes, I've gained plenty, unlike you, who seems to have only amassed a collection of insecurities and inadequacies. Your existence is like a black hole, sucking the joy and intelligence out of every room you enter. So, congratulations on being the ultimate embodiment of failure and despair, you wretched excuse for a human being