AM NOT. The majority of our date nights were the car drives on the way to picking up the eldritch horror we call a child and arguing about why blue haired liberals with pronouns are anti vaxxers, we haven't had sex in 17 years - our child is FUCKING TWELVE and YOU WANT TO ARGUE ABOUT PRONOUNS? THE LITTLE SHITSTAIN IS TELLING US THAT THEY'RE WEARING THEIR TRUMP 2024 HAT AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP FOR THE CHRISTENING/POLITICAL AWAKENING YOU AREN'T PRESENT
...I think..we should...have another child