Why can't pregnant women have pizza, cookies, and soda?
What kind of idiot thinks that the food depicted in a video game (especially porn) is an educational guide?
What kind of moron thinks that pregnant women should be kept on a strict diet with no tasty junk food.
The good news for you, Johnny, is that you'll die a virgin. Otherwise, you would be bankrupted simply due to the number of divorces in your future.