Here's my review: I picked my fancy critic pillow and I positioned it on my critic chair. I gave it two swipes to make it clean and dandy. I put my critic top hat on my head while I was standing in front of a mirror so I could perfectly match the circumference of the hat with my head. I also put my critic monocle on and my fake British critic mustaches as procedure. I boiled the water and poured the tea in my critic cup. I put the cup of tea on my critic desk, I sat down, took the first sip and booted up the game.
10 seconds later I almost choked and fell of the chair.
9/10. Would definitely repeat the experience again.