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Tragically none of that works. I think my pc might be a lil too old.  Guess it's .bat till something comes about. Thx anyway tho :D

I used the windows link, extracted into a folder, and everything I try to launch just fails. Is it maybe a hardware issue? Bc without that .bat workaround it doesn't work for me ;-; 
There's a bunch of things that I may be doing wrong, like not properly setting up the JRE, or I'm not trying to open the .jar with the right JRE (there's like 4 or 5 different JREs with different suffixes for whatever reason), or maybe I should be trying to run the application rather than directly through the .jar, but idk what it could be and how to fix it 

also thx for being  a solid king through this and dealing with my absolute ineptitude lmao 

I've downloaded the JRE that I thought I'd need, but it still doesn't work. I've used the .exe from the freshly downloaded java files, I've tried the Java binary that it wants to normally open with, I've tried just double clicking, nothing seems to work, except the .bat workaround, which was insanely suboptimal lmao 

Idk if i'm just not smart or sumthin, but the only .exe that existed wouldn't open the game.  I made a workaround, editing the java file to be openable with a .bat file type, but i feel like there was an easier option that I just overlooked? I'm willing to re-extract if there's a better way but for now here we are :D