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buddy what do you want from me 

this game is so good the creator is innocent i like some things n stuff and i like to play basketball with my mommy she has a peepee

i don't want your cooties, Bud.

i said so

ok thank you coolboyk 

no its true

no the game sucks 

is this coolboy

game sucks

Cuba. Never Herd Of Er..

Then the deal is settled. May the Light of Allahian Yakuboid guide yoi.

you must follow the tablet

establish a peace treaty then all will be fixed and we eill once again learn friendship is magic

This tomato turns me on.

Gooning suqad!!! Ah!!!!!

This game is amazing the creator did nothing wrong and communism is valid I am chinese

why what's wrong :(

checking your notifications just for me, I'm blushing, it's not as if you have free will or anything (or a life)

I'm a chicken farmer man. why do you think I lust after women..such filthy creatures

I talk to like one girl and she wants to fuck a fictional character and I will gladly denounce your hired prostitute to call me racial slurs (cuz im a minority, bro, we were enslaved in the 1300's, bro, i should be mad too and have EQUALLY an opportunity to say the n word.)

You're filthy, man! I'm talking about my Chickens down yonder. Porn has ruined your brain.

That's kinda crazy bro! I kinda view you as subhuman

Game is almost as bad as communism! (Inhabited by unemployed autistic teenagers!)

there is a cure do electrotherapy and get a lobotomy

I am not a lesbian

Yes actually. It's just you downvoting them, but I apologize that I am not accustomed to your Reddit-ry where upvotes and downvotes on comments matter so much to your reputation. I guess I should kill myself now that coolboyke from itch.io buckshot roulette comments has downvoted my extremely advanced and intelligent comment because he is a bit mentally challenged, and therefore can not understand my ancient primordial yakubian knowledge.

Yes half life is a masterpiece

They have neurolink chips in their brains and control the masses to positively rate this game on Communist platforms such as Steam. Please do not fall for the propaganda, the numbers are not real.

You look real dumb commenting under me, You don't even HAVE a profile picture! Where is your kosher meal, because I bet your mother picks shekels off the gym shower floors.

Is that a CIA agent out to get me?

Are you with the chinese government?

I have never fucking seen you in my life, are you stalking me?

hate this game and the community die

No it's because I get so many fucking chicks  and I touch grass, and unlike you, I have FULL American Citizenship.

You made my dog go into epileptic shock

1. I am still my real gender sorry I have a brain!
2. I am an adult, but still very retarded
3. I am only half white
4. Are you a twitter user? What type of fucking ragebait is this?

Uhuh yeah buddy are you apart of the fucking chinese government? Coming to fucking steal my information?

this game isnt baldis basics so it sucks and makes me want to cry

You are chinese mayhaps

One of you CIA agents did it and I'm not happy. Infact, I am mad. I am fuming. Why do you have a Chinese database of every detail about me? Are you hired by the CCP?