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Finally, after all these years, I have the thing that will keep my short attention span from getting bored. I'm playing subway surfers and watching South Park clips as I'm writing this but I don't think it's strong enough I need something stro

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I'm absolutely astonished. This game brought my wife and kids back, settled my bankruptcy claim, cured my cancer, and made my father quit beating me. 10/10 this game made us a family again.😩