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:D

YAY!!!!!

Yeah, they forgot to add the ending of the current segment. The game has been suspended due to their IRL situation and it should get fixed and updated in... I don't know.

You should do what your vision is.

this game gets the thumbs up of approval👍

I'm a bit late but YAY UPDATE!!!!!

it is truly glorious 

🎵One's on the bottom, strong is he. Two's in the middle, carrying Three. Three's pretending not to beeeeee THREE KOBOLDS IN A TREEENNCHCOAAAT!🎵

"And the whole of Alabama rejoiced"

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT HAS ARRIVED

absolutely amazing.  1000/10.

ah, ok.

You are forgiven, and if anyone says otherwise, I will cast mend buttcrack on them

ahh, OK sorry. I just kept forgetting to ask and I wanted to do it before I forgot again. 

what is the egg face?

Uhhhh. I get the feeling something went wrong.

I'm on Android BTW 

I'm playing on Android and I start up the game, press play, hear the phone ring once, and then it crashes.  I need help please. 

You are amazing. Take as long a break from the project as you need to work through this. I know you can do it. We will always support you. Always remember that you are loved by many.  And Rex, if you are reading this, I CAST MEND BUTTCRACK!

I am fighting for my life and she could not give less of a shit. 

:)

yay! :)

This is one HELLUVA GAME!!!!!

I'm playing on an android tablet because I'm too lazy to setup stuff on my pc

I don't have any screenshots but the first few words are off the left side of the screen 

So, I'm playing on Android, and some of the text runs off the screen. Also, have a good day/night.

Dawn of the third day.

Termina's moon will soon come crashing down unless you- wait, wrong game.

LÄMP

LMFAO

Elizabeth was rude to me so she gets to wear the gown of shame

*INDECIPHERABLE SCREECHES OF JOY*

WOOOO

*Da coconut song intensifies*

DING DING DING!!! WE'VE GOT A WINNER!!! YOU WIN... AIR!!! A-THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING MY GAME!!!!!

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