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I downloaded this text file and it gave my computer a trojan, now every time I open my computer it orders 3 crates of bananas to my address from Amazon. I don't even like bananas.

Calling it now, if potion clicker loses then the vote was stolen.

Only got around to playing this one after the voting ended, but it is absolutely fantastic. Probably the best Trijam game I have ever played so far.

Simple and aesthetically pleasing, with good sound design and graphics. One of the best games I have reviewed in this round so far.

The game was really cute, music and art were great.

I actually sat there and played like 5 rounds just because the gameplay was fluid and pretty satisfying. Cool af man. Super cool framing of the theme as well.

Cheers for the review man. Funny actually, the light level reducing when getting stabbed by a trap was just me not having time to make a death animation in the last half hour, so I just made it that when the player collided with a trap that the light level went down by one. Limitations breed creativity I guess.

The crowned eagle looks like something that would be on Team America's fighter jet.

Number go up and dopamine go into my brain. It's like if Old School Runescape was about crypto. Very cool.

As an Australian, this did just look like how I see an American election cycle. The only thing missing was hearing the predictions from all of my friends who don't live in America, but have suddenly become experts on the American Electoral College despite the fact that they don't live there and haven't done any research on it. Really fit the theme and the aesthetic, vibe and audio were all great.

The production on this is fire. Even for taking 10 hours of dev time, the aesthetic is great and every part comes together cohesively, gameplay was very intuitive too.

One of the few games where I could use my real life experiences. Had fun beating down that clown.

The gameplay on this is genuinely fantastic. Reminds me of Star of Providence, which is an awesome game.

Actually really liked how the movement and music changed as you progressed, both cool ideas that were executed really well. The way I was accumulating more beers made me feel like I was playing Katamari Damacy after losing the house and kids. 5/5

Snapping up those rats like crisps m8, yum yum.

Yo this was actually really fun, looks great too.

Changed my life, the only bad thing about this game is that I can never experience it for the first time again.