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This was an absolute blast and you should be proud of it! I hope this is something you'll continue doing as I'm overly eager for you to terrify me.

Stop using AI images for your thumbnails, bozo.

Wow. You're actually, literally so embarrassing. I remember being twelve years old, what a time.

*certified

I'm sure this sounded way cooler and more well put together in your head.

You're literally so cringey, everything you type is an assault to the senses.

I think the "humans" should try harder and not have to rely on lazy means done by other people to make up for their lack of any actual skill. Perhaps your "humans" should stick to working at McDonald's and leave the game making to people who aren't just looking for an easy buck.

That was so embarrassing to read, I doubt you're even old enough to be playing this "game". Stay in school and away from AI, kiddo. 

Imagine paying money, let alone $10, for AI generated garbage. What a fucking joke.

Garbage AI generated cover.

A pile of wet, steaming dog shit. Please never upload anything again, thank you.

This was an absolutely phenomenal experience! The style, the music, the game play, the story, the characters, I am so, so glad I got to play this game. You and everyone involved should be so overwhelmingly proud of this, as I'm sure you are. I sincerely hope this isn't the last time I get to see Pearl and Grizz, I'd be happy to pay to make that happen if need be.

That was a super neat experience! Definitely not what I was expecting.

Hell yeah.

Oh, yes. Please allow the goldfish to come in. I'm very excited to meet him.

Hey! Thanks for posting the rainbow emoji! It's so nice to know that you're an ally for the LGBTQIA+ community.

I'm a poser for not having a rainbow emoji in my itch.io bio? 

The jokes just keep coming, everyone.

"Affront"

Lmao

That sure is what I typed. Congratulations.

Sure, buddy. Whatever you tried to say.

"10 bugs"

Lmao

This game has earned more money than your shitty pngs, kiddo. Funny how you haven't even played this game yet you're spending all your time here. 

Smooth brained bonobo.

Holy shit

"brain shout take any advice"

"disco music in 2024 don’t we"

"i am not the target off"

"forcing ppl to like you crap its freaking bad"

"tactics your poor, poor cry baby’s use"

"i have batter thinks to do"

"fake victim hood like you little cults."

Little dude is all the proof you need that people who cry about "woke" things are actually the dumbest chimps imaginable.

You haven't given "fair criticism" because you haven't even played the game you worthless knuckle dragger.

"Woke culture" isn't real and can't "die out", the only thing that will die out are the unenvolved bonobos like you who can't think outside of whatever your drop-out, bumpkin parents told you.

Maybe you ought to learn how to spell before you begin your career as a whiny turd.

What an actually shit individual you are.

This was an absolutely phenomenal game and you ought to be very, very proud of it. I'm so very excited to see what else you put out!