WARNING: We submitted the wrong file. The download link will send you to 9GB of hot mess that doesn't play as intended and has you as a legless entity with major holes in the story.
Instead, if you want to try what we have been working to get together, use this link:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QStgOUDTz0WzIFhoNx3KXt7Ck30u3sQV/view
This is 2GB of stuff that actually works (as long as you don't press the ESC button, apparently).
Oh, the joys of your first submisson, huh?