I think he went insane from loneliness... Poor dude, I would have lived with him and his "friend!" corpses are sometimes fun. (dude he was kind of awesome tho)
Uhm, I just realized that LOL. It's CATNIP DUDE!!! CALLING IT WEED JUST MAKES IT WEIRD!!! (ur comment was helpful tho, I had found the remote before but just thought it was some wood because my brain was like, "Why the heck would there be a REMOTE IN A LITERAL CHAIR BRO!!!)
The TV is stuck on Spongebob, I've been waiting forever. I'm so tired of hearing: "I lose!" "But it's not Tuesday Patrick!" and something that sounds like "cool your sauce!" And a maniacal laugh...