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What the hell did you just say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Thicc Charizard
120 Hp 🔥
Thicc Pokémon. Width: TH' IC", Weight: MYB
Thicc Pokémon Power: Thicc Pokémon Power: Feel the Burn As often as you like during your turn ( before your attack) you may attach turn all Energy attached to Charizard into 🔥 Energy for the rest of the turn. This power cant be used if Thicc Blastoise is Asleep, Confused, or Paralyzed
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🔥🔥 Fire Ring
....🔥.........🔥 Discard 2 Energy cards attached to Thicc Charizard to use this attack.
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Weakness resistance retreat cost
💧 ✊️ -30 🌟🌟🌟
Spits fire hot enough to shelter you from the storm. Known to unintentionally cause cheek friction fires. LV. 76 #6
Thicc Charizard
120 Hp 🔥
Thicc Pokémon. Width: TH' IC", Weight: MYB
Thicc Pokémon Power: Thicc Pokémon Power: Feel the Burn As often as you like during your turn ( before your attack) you may attach turn all Energy attached to Charizard into 🔥 Energy for the rest of the turn. This power cant be used if Thicc Blastoise is Asleep, Confused, or Paralyzed
___________________________________________________________________________________________
🔥🔥 Fire Ring
....🔥.........🔥 Discard 2 Energy cards attached to Thicc Charizard to use this attack.
___________________________________________________________________________________________
Weakness resistance retreat cost
💧 ✊️ -30 🌟🌟🌟
Spits fire hot enough to shelter you from the storm. Known to unintentionally cause cheek friction fires. LV. 76 #6