I'm not joking
Da Flarf
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Yo fellas, the jam is over. We have the results!
I have a proposition on how to make this jam even better next time. Hear me out:
The submissions tab should only show you 1 random submission at a time, which you are forced to review before you're able to see another submission. This will ensure that all submissions get enough traffic to have a fair shot at winning. What do you fellas think?
because RP destroys the chat. Lag machines can ruin a game but in my experience they're not built that much.
RP, on the other hand, can distract from conversation around helping people improve at the game.
Solution: only allow it on survival and sandbox servers. PVP, hex, and attack shall have none of it
I have the results! But to get them to you, I need:
- Your home address
- Your phone number
- Your credit card number (and pin)
- Your wife
- Your firstborn child
- Your skills with a blade
- Your pet dog
- Your favorite flavor of ice cream
- Your home gym
- Your soul
- Your preference for Mario or Luigi
- Your TI-84 calculator you stole from your school in 10th grade
- Your subscription to my SoundCloud
After all of the requirements are met, you will need to wait approximately 2 weeks until my carrier pigeon drops the results in your mail.