I kind of gave up on trying to win on easy mode, but then after my first go at Text mode, the game stopped letting me use it for some reason.
Thankfully it keeps my progress when I reload the page, but I can't get text mode to work.
I tried playing the minigame normally, unsure if this was Normal mode or Easy mode, and I literally had no shield.
So uhh. . yeah, you have some serious game balance to work on, and. . it also broke.