Sometimes the game doesn't freeze, though but the mobile UI never shows up. It still doesn't even when the game does freeze. 

can you add a mobile port cuz I REALLY need a way to have this game not crash my tablet. upon startup the game freezes instantly and after like 30 seconds the game just crashes and boots me to the home screen. Is there a way around this?

this reminds me of the first time I played a porn game. 

I have no regrets, and I don't know why.

speaking of memes

Bro be going like

HAH

i have no idea, but it makes sense.

1, because they sound the best according to *AT LEAST* half the fandom

2, it's hard to make a good beat with that one.

PLEASE DO THIS ⬆

Agree to disagree.

Honestly, I support, but this.. this shit is just..

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D7guqS14j52Q&sa=...

@TrueBozo

PLEASE TURN THIS INTO A FEATURE

edit: I just had an idea for what it should be called in the settings menu. "Button Borders." again,

PLEASE TURN THIS INTO A FEATURE

I LOVE THIS IDEA.

first of all,

WHAT

THE

FUCK

Second of all,

WHY.

Third of all,

🇺🇸

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D4LpY3FKyYbA&sa=...

What bpm is this again? Idk how but i keep forgetting

Also I haven't really got past the, idk, 4th egg size yet. 

I never forgot. The image of the chick taking up the right-hand half of the screen kept reminding me. 

btw I just remembered why I put this here. 

HOT TAKE: Black sounds like a very old record player/phonograph.

Indeed, I suppose. 🎩

Doctor: "You can't hear images."

Me:

All you boomers out there will definitely know about these things. This object was invented all the way back in the late 1800s, 1877 to be precise. Here's a quote from Wikipedia which describes exactly what the fuck this thing is just in case all you gen alphas don't have a clue about it.

"A phonograph, later called a gramophone (as a trademark since 1887, as a generic name in the UK since 1910), and since the 1940s a record player, or more recently a turntable, is a device for the mechanical and analogue reproduction of sound.^[a] The sound vibration waveforms are recorded as corresponding physical deviations of a helical or spiral groove engraved, etched, incised, or impressed into the surface of a rotating cylinder or disc, called a record. To recreate the sound, the surface is similarly rotated while a playback stylus traces the groove and is therefore vibrated by it, faintly reproducing the recorded sound. In early acoustic phonographs, the stylus vibrated a diaphragm that produced sound waves coupled to the open air through a flaring horn, or directly to the listener's ears through stethoscope-type earphones."

(End of quote.)

You're welcome.

Me with the bois

W          I         D            E

Si

wenda: *wobbly ass noises*

me: "bich u betta hide dat wobbly ass before someone smacks it too hard" 

(lol wtf)

... YOU CRAZY SON OF GUN YOU DID IT!

YOU CREATED THE LEAST OFFENSIVE JOKE TO EVER EXIST IN MY OPINION

UR FUNNY

lol wt*

U mean *u**i**? 

idc just uncover a few of em like this 

*u**

**i*

*i***

*i**

*o**

*u**y

*i*

more like a

duhfuck

wtf r u talkin bout bich

i doubt u gettin shit from this n****.

.......... no shit

yo ass is cooked

lemme guess they're gonna be the ingredients for a cheeseburger.

imagine every sprunki in 1 minute

gay?

dat not bad word

don't believe me? here's my evidence.

Infected with what, TMJ disease progressive facial hemiatrophy and Alzheimer's?

and yes I know what the fuck those are.

hi Wenda

has anyone told you your ugly?

no?

good cuz you ain't.