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Weird, check that there's no background processes... I've run this game on a Intel Celeron laptop with 2GB RAM and it's worked fine on both Windows and Linux

It works on basically anything with more than a GB of RAM

Yeah - I created him in the game

Nope, I downloaded it from here and it works perfectly with every version I tried.

No, only computers 

Thanks for the awesome software. Now I finally have a ref sheet!