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sorry, "I appreciate it" is the translation for you. dunno why i typed it like that...

I  uh peace E ate it

can we get a full screen mode for browser?

ahhhh in my country, adult games means sexually explicit.

how is this an adult game? check your tags

"now i have a dick, now i can offer you something extra unique." *proceeds to use the same sex scene as 80% of the rest of the forms.*

thanks for the ten minutes that took two years off my life.

not really, just a "get good" situation really. it gets easier the more you play.

save yourself some typing. "lust" works too.

we gonna get a new Christmas special this year?

hello again, ever plan on doin anything with this again, or was it really just a one off?

for alot of them yes. but you need to give her a cup of lust for the scenes to unlock.

it is frozen when i try to open the campaign

lv7 is about where i'm stuck

on browser, chrome specifically.

this reminds me so much of chip it ain't even funny.

ngl, i'd play this even if it was sfw. the challenge is good and not tedious. makes it really fun to play.

check first and last letter for the  most common occurring. after that narrow it further by check for more letters in the word that match up until you have less than four total.

I'm 25. that's why it was kinda wild.

was still really fun. realized i didn't really say that before at all. i did enjoy the game though.

ok, the jump is kinda busted. made it way too easy to just glitch a double jump to the top. if you hold the jump as soon as you leave the ground it gets confused and thinks you're still at the ground level after you land. so after the first jump at lv3 or higher it can easily just send you to the top with no effort. the wheel is extremely unbalanced, but if you hit a jackpot you can upgrade your jump to max way too easily.

wait so you're only 9? damn, i didn't think kids still enjoyed games online like this. 

would love to have a better computer to play this on. my laptop is sadly too old to be able to keep up. was fun for the few games it managed.

did a timer, it only took 57 seconds this time.

yup, it's working good now.

is it meant to just end suddenly? i ate like five people and some beach balls and it said to take a moment to digest and i'd eaten everything. 

should add a fill screen mode so you can actually read it on browser version.

i tried, it just stayed in perfect resonation with it and bounced it back. ended up getting caught between the edge of my paddle and the wall. just ended up doing the dodgeball game instead.

ended up just being really slow, took about 20minutes to load. no errors or anything though. 

mhm mhm, incomplete line sim. very much like this game. 
sarcasm aside, it doesn't appear to be loading.

well pong seems impossible.

the inputs seemed like they didn't always wanna work was all. kinda makes it hard to play on certain levels when you need precise timings. was fun otherwise though.

FAQs:

• What's different from the Steam version? The Steam version is receiving regular content updates, while the web version on Itch is to consider pretty much like a demo.
• Is it possible to transfer the save file to the Steam version? No, there are plans to look into it but it's highly unlikely it will happen.

not very responsive.

i feel like the steam suggestion was more for the automatic updates it provides.

gets a bit laggy after a few minutes

why are controls on controller inverted?

wish there was more to do after a point

the paddle moves way to slow to actual play

and i got a win. aoe damage + big shield. tank build ftw!