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I can’t tell if this is a cleverly disguised troll review or if you genuinely feel like the story here is soulless. YOU try writing a story this in-depth and make everything perfect, then come back.

I don’t have a problem with people getting paid for their work. I have a problem when that payment is mandatory. I have a bigger problem when the software I paid for doesn’t work because it requires a 4090 to not crash my display driver or when it has bullshit DRM inside.

That did nothing but crash the entire system. (BSOD, event viewer said something about a display driver crash that couldn’t be recovered from.) AMD Radeon RX 6600, 12700k Intel CPU, Windows 10 OS. My luck with software is godawful.

And you can fuck right off too. DO NOT TEST ME.

There’s this thing that has existed in UI systems since UI systems have existed. I don’t remember what it’s called. You move an arrow to a box or text and push the left mouse button and it does something (I.E. start a level?) Was it called a button or something?

I don’t. That’s what youtube is for. It should be illegal to put a price tag on a thing I can’t touch.

There are other ways of making money that doesn’t involve paywalls. I.E. Getting a real job.

Digital content should NOT be allowed to have a price tag attached to it.

I pasted the code verbatim from this page and nothing happens anyways. Your game doesn’t work.

Fuck paywalls.

Looks so interesting, but I’m not buying it until I am CERTAIN it will work because the kobold game just crashes my display driver, and I feel with my absolute ass luck, this one will work the same.

Thanks for putting this on Steam. I think there’s a problem though, On clicking the play button, the menu disappears and after a few seconds my GPU driver crashes. Is your game compatible with AMD cards? (RX 6600 from MSI, BTW) Do I need a 4090 to make this thing work? Turning everything down, I can actually play, but at about 5 FPS, and touching either slider causes a GPU driver time out. Attempted OpenGL, and it just gives me an “InitilizeEngineGraphics failed” error.

The game won’t start. I entered your codes, but it won’t go past the level select menu. The dino is what brought me here (e6) and it is not available yet?

“This build of Mutant alley requires an active Patreon subscription…”

Sell me a game that requires MORE money to work. Give me my money back now. And turn off all the paywalls and stop stealing people’s money.

(Yes this is the same asshole that blew up your FA with “NO PAYWALLS.” What? You gonna ban me here too?