I'm in love.
I'm a dude. I keep no-clipping through the bottom of the map. Skill issue? Yeah. But I feel motivated by the other squashed up dudes to go further beyond. Also that one mean dude who dejected me at the beginning? He WILL know loss >:(
Update: I've read the pro tips. Now a cool dude.
Update: I made it to the second plateau. Things are starting to look dude.
Update: MOM! MOM I'M TOO STACKED! MOMMY?!!!