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I was hoping the game wouldn't end and it would just keep speeding up forever

I'll see if the game still works with Gamemaker updates, got a Linux laptop now so should be able to get a new build out 😎

It's a mildly long story. The first game I made for a game jam called "I can't draw but I want to make a game". The jam creator Charlmes had kind of thing for ducks, he drew lots of ducks and they were on the jam page, and there was also a bonus category for including a duck in your game, so it was kind of customary. I had decided to make an escape room cause it would suit a badly drawn game well and I was thinking about joke phobia anatidaephobia, fear that somewhere a duck is watching you. So I decided it would be funny to make an escape room but the antagonists were ducks. I have no particular hatred for ducks, ducks are alright in my mind.

It's called coffee because it makes you coff

It's a cute little game and I like the animations and artwork. The player is, as somebody else said, very fragile. I had to be extremely careful and mostly just ignored enemies where I could. I ended up touching one pixel of an enemy and died a few treasures into the game and had to restart which was kind of frustrating.

This is a good place to stand to avoid the wrath of the human swarm

this really makes you feel like you're a rat going on a quest. Sadly my rat poop fell off the edge of the Earth, for the Earth is flat, and fell into the infinite void. My favourite thing was probably the level up animation.

I enjoyed this game, there were some fun puzzle elements introduced gradually and the hot coals made me feel mildly stressed. The difficulty curve was about right for me. Good job.

It's highly optimised

No more Malware roullette, so sad 😪

I didn't enable sticky keys

If you are on Windows, open run (windows key + R) and type %LOCALAPPDATA%. There should be a folder called something like A_Relaxing_Typing_Game, delete that and it'll get rid of all data.

In browser I don't think you can unless you clear all your temporary internet files.

Thank you! That was a lovely write-up.

The game is quite old now but I'm glad that people are still coming along and having fun with it.

Nah I should've probably added a button or a setting for it! There's a few controls in the page description.

Does ctrl + F work for fullscreening?

It's all rights reserved but I can write you a licence to port it if you want.

HTML5 audio can sometimes be a bit iffy, especially as it can take a long time to load. The easiest possible fix you could try is loading the game then refreshing the page and loading it again.

ball dude

toilet duck

wizad

Thanks for doing a video on it, first video on the game I think 😁

I started the game and died in real life

ball dud

play this game for guaranteed ascension to heavenly planes far beyond this mortal earth

Good game but I'm gay now wtf

Thanks for the great comment, glad you enjoyed playing!

hey its me your friend greg geromy

There's a "load as poem" button, does that not format it correctly? Sorry it's been a long time since I've looked at this game.

wow you are ball dude of the century man

Get the duck outta here

Feel free to submit games made for a previous GBTK jams in order to artificially inflate our game count.

Good game submitted to artificially inflate the entries count

Uh this jam is actually meant to be for bad games and you seem to have submitted a masterpiece by accident

everything evreything every thing everythig

the video ID you've written down is a little off 😉