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people who didn't get that far are going to be so confused

should've predicted the ending from the guy's name lol

are there any plans to add other playable characters? I'd like to be able to play as Match, she's my favorite character

yep, that was the problem

why aren't the buttons to get processing power and download bots doing anything?

none of the buttons are working

yeah that would be very useful right now, I'm looking for free web games that are all related to steamed hams, but there's no steamed hams tag to go by, so I need to rely on text search, which doesn't allow me to filter for free web games

oh, yeah I see how there's a stronger connection in those, thanks

hi, I noticed that this evolution simulator is very similar to the one made by CaryKH on YouTube (shown in the linked video, which is from 2015, two years before you made it in 2017), was yours inspired by CaryKH's? if so, why didn't you mention it anywhere?

finally got to 1%

EDIT: everything is max and it's at 5%

EDIT2: it's been 2 hours and it's at 15%

can't control it

the window is way too big, my screen can't fit it and I can't change the size

please read the timeline and context section of the page, it's easier to let that explain it

great game, one problem though: it doesn't prevent the up and down keys from scrolling

EDIT: it's fixed now

Dr. Bright is controversial now due to AdminBright's actions as seen in this page

step 1: put one money bag on the 2nd to end on the top platform

step 2: put another money bag on the 2nd to end on the middle platform

step 3: profit

was the solitaire thing a Vinesauce Joel reference?

"carft"

it won't load in my browser :(