THE CREEPYPASTA SONG: The Scariest Song In Decades Lyrics
[Intro: Narrator] Beginning now, the world premiere of: The Creepypasta Song
[Intro: Horror Sans] - hey horror sans is on this beat!
[Intro: Narrator] We are Evil Creepypasta stories! Beware...
[Verse 1: Sonic.EXE] I am Sonic.EXE! I was brought to life on an evil CD! Now I'm in your computer! And I will give you virus that will make you pooper! Tails and Knuckles are dead! I will hit you upside the head! I can run fast and jump high! So just lay down and DIE!
[Verse 2: Ben Drowned] (screaming)
[Verse 3: Jeff the Killer] I'm Jeff the Killer! I'm Jeff the Killer! I'm Jeff the Killer! Watch out for me! I'll kill you! I'm Jack the Killer!
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[Verse 3.5: Jane the Killer] I'm Jane the Killer! I'm Jane the Killer! I'm Jane the Killer! I'm a female Jeff the Killer! I'll kill you too!
[Verse 4: Ed, Edd n Eddy Purgatory Theory] Ed, Edd n Eddy! Purgatory Theory! Ed, Edd n Eddy! Purgatory Theory! Ed, Edd n Eddy! Purgatory Theory! Ed, Edd n Eddy! Purgatory Theory!
Ed has one D Eddy has two D's Eddd has three D's Eddddy has four D's Now you know! Now you know! Now you know! Now you know! Ed, Edd n Eddy! Purgatory Ed, Edd n Eddy!
[Verse 5: Horror Sans] - hey i'm - i'm horror sa
[Verse 6: Red Mist Squidward] I'm Squidward and I have to KILL MYSELF! (gunshots)
[Verse 7: Old Man Dookenquences] In 1963, a man named Dukeness Test fell into a coma where they boiled his brain in a machine to create a dog named Dukey the Dog, who became a scientist and mentor of a child named Johnathan Test. This coma game birth to the show Futurama in which he became a red-haired boy named Philip J. Fry. Philip J. Fry hit his head on the cryogenic containment chamber, turning him into a dream world where he became a yellow and orange haired boy named Chuckie Finster. Chuckie Finster is a Layer 2 dreamer. Chuckie Finster has a peanut allergy which causes him to break out into hives and enter a dream coma world where he is in the world of Peanuts as Charlie Brown, but Charlie Brown's dream world manifests a dog named Snoopy who is actually the Layer 4 dream version of Dukeness Test, who became Dukey the Dog. Snoopy broke the cycle because he realized he was Dukey, so he went back in time with his other self known as Snoopy to cause Dukeness Test's brain to never be boiled and him to never become Dukey the Dog, erasing him from the timeline, but this causes trouble as Dukey the Dog needed to be a dog in order to finish the very strange machine, because if he did not, <span class="ReferentFragment-desktop-sc-380d78dd-1 iXIOUu" data-darkreader-inline-border-top="" data-darkreader-inline-border-right="" data-darkreader-inline-border-bottom="" data-darkreader-inline-border-left="" data-darkreader-inline-color="" data-darkreader-inline-bgcolor="" <the="" machine="" becomes="" unstable="" and="" he="" ghostly="" dukey<="" span=""></span>. Ghostly Dukey goes into a dream coma world where he believes he is a dog named Scooby who solves mysteries about ghosts. Scooby-Doo re- then realizes that he is the dog reincarnation for Layer 5, and goes back in time to stop Layer 2 and Layer 4 Dukeys from going back in time in the first place and reinsuring that he becomes Dukey the Dog in the future. Meanwhile, Timothy Turner is the original dreamer DO NOT GO TO DREAM LAYER 6. Or else you will meet with a dastardly creature known as Old Man Dookenquences...
[Verse 8: Slenderman] I'm Slenderman! Find my pages!
[Verse 9: Foxy.EXE (FNaF World)] Listen to my voice, and you'll find the key!
[Verse 10: ProJared] I'm ProJared and I cheated on my wife!
[Verse 12: Suicide Mouse] I'm Mickey Mouse and I'm going to commit suicide!
[Verse 13: Chuckie Finster] And I'm the original creepypasta! Chuckie Finster!
[Verse 14: Phineas and Ferb Lost Episode] PHINEAS AND FERB ARE DEAD!
[Outro: Herobrine] And creepypasta class is dismissed! Have a great day every Tumblr user!
[Outro: Horror Sans] - hey guys horror sans here for a little disclaimer - take this song with a grain of salt, it's a parody
