Ok, now I get it
9/10 I'm not Dave, I'm Carl (but sometimes I feel like Dave)
10/10 I killed everyone (I didn't mean to)
10/10 I didn't expect that
4/10 I hope my friend feels very comfortable there
2/10 I don't smile very much
10/10 I like birds
10/10 I spun
6/10 this man stole my eggs
10/10 I just made someone cut off their arm
4/10 where's my pizza
2/10 he called me pathetic, now I'm sad
10/10 I got fired
6/10 delicious pizza
4/10 the fishing didn't go very well
6/10 the marshmallow tastes a little weird
10/10 very tasty coffee
2/10 I ate a chicken
2/10 I pressed button 10 times, my life is still not ruined
7/10 I burnt my house (and cookies too)
9/10 I ate bee (I didn't mean to)
5/10 I'm stuck at home, help
3/10 he's a talking sheep
2/10 I don't get it
5/10 I just stole someone's liver
12/10, best game I've ever seen
