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My game is just a black screen with the option to walk, is anyone else having this issue?

First of all, it’s “SYBAU,” with all capital letters, considering it is an acronym.   Speaking of...the context makes no sense!  You may want to brush up on your slang words.  Next up, it’s “you,” not “u”.   If you’re going to insult someone, at least have the decency to spell your words out like a literate human. “Dickhead” is actually fine, punctuation-wise; Though it seems childish to use such words, it really shows how mature you act under minor situations.  

Now let's talk about the sentence right after, which is a complete mess. “Its” without an apostrophe is possessive, like “the cat licked its paw,” but you meant “it is,” which is a contraction; so it should be “it’s.” You also forgot to capitalize the first letter of both sentences.  Clean up your grammar, then we’ll talk about whether or not it really “isn’t that deep.”

You're so thirsty for attention.  Get a life.  Also, if your username is "ivy" It should probably have a capital "I" Since it is the first occurring letter in the statement; So before you try and prove a point that doesn't matter considering it's a simple and honest mistake, make sure you read over your sentences.

Now, let's go back and fix your first sentence: its a cabbage not a melon

Here are your mistakes:  First off, your sentences should ALWAYS start off with a capital letter, so "its" Would be "Its"

...WAIT that's still wrong.  You see, when we type things like, "You're" It is referring to "You are".  Unlike its similar counterpart "Your" which means ownership.  You used "its" when actually with proper grammar and capitalization, it should be "It's" referring to "It is".  

I congratulate you for getting "a cabbage" correctly, seeing I had a feeling you would try to capitalise the "a".  BUT, you did forget a comma between the words "cabbage" and "not".  Now, let's see what this would look like before our final revision "It's a cabbage, not a melon"

Hm, this sentence doesn't look quite correct...

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Oh yeah!  Your last mistake is forgetting the period!  Just so that you understand "ivy".  

A period makes a statement.

Meaning, our full product should look like this, "It's a cabbage, not a melon."

I had fun wasting time on you, even though you don't deserve it.

So, the game is trash because YOU can’t press a single button correctly? That’s wild.  Maybe instead of crying about the devs, you should take a moment to reflect on the fact that millions of other players seem to have no problem with it.  But sure, blame the game instead of your reaction time; sounds way easier than actually improving.  

Advice for you.

THANK YOU FOR FEEDING MY BIG BACK; I'VE NEEDED THIS!

Kyutogreyfox, imagine thinking you're some kind of expert while completely missing the joke. Maybe instead of offering 'advice' no one asked for, you should focus on finding a father figure who can teach you some basic cognitive skill; It’d go a long way.

Matt single?/srs

Hear me out...Customization.  Like being able to change your dads outfits and give him cool little accessories!

I love this game so much like genuinely I have a bad attachment to my little guy Greg.  This is an amazing game!  I almost gave up on it when I wasn't on my account because it wouldn't let me feed my baby, but now that I logged in, this is the best game evr!!!  <3  Thanks Dev -Flovski

Will do!  Thank you for your time^^

Thank you!  And, I think I might write an alternate universe.  Like...If things went differently, in a different time-line?  And I might actually publish it on Webnovel, if that is okay.^^  And please remember you will get all the credit for characters and story-line, I am not forcing an accreditation, if you don't want to, in which I think  credit would be something a creator would want?  I apologize for the long reply, btw thank you for your time^^

Sorry for asking but can I write a book about this and give you all credit? it will be for fun and most likely not official

I'm sorry if I sounded rude!  Good game!

It was short sweet and fun!  But maybe next time add a clue to where the flowers are, or how many bugs there are.  I was searching for half the time, for the flower I mean.