Wait nevermind, I managed to find it! Use the shell gem on the vending machine in the club house, That is the pink one. The red one is used for something else.
Okay so the story is good and all, But the tag "Interactive Fiction" implies that there's like... Any interaction besides clicking the one piece of orange text per page.
I was able to crash the game. Was making 10.1 BL of "milk" at less then a nanosecond and I think it was just too much for the game to handle. Either that, or Chrome couldn't handle it, But I think it was the game because I could still use Chrome smoothly.