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As someone who has sunk quite a bit of time into Doom, though I did not even exist when it was created, this game really is best played as a twin stick shooter.

I felt this issue too. I would fire of a volley with an enemy right next to me and they would go the other way.

Yeah my favorite exhibit was the one after yours. Sorry...

Oh shi I was rude to a child

I think you can extrapolate my response here.

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There is no way out.

A person who lives in the alaskan tundra.

You can try

Good to know.

You must be four because any older and you would realize that by ignoring my response you have further proven my point.

I think it was impressive how they tied up every lose end, every dumb joke, eery bad pickup line. This was an experience I don't think I can forget. Thank you. 

If you read my comment you would realise you just proved my point.

Ah yes, 4 year olds on the internet who think that they came up with a clever comeback. My favorite people.

Fun game.

And I was not and this was 26 days ago.

I have to rant about this. I open the game to hear a song I recognise. The issue is, it is VERY out of its element. Why this song? Especially here of all places? I sat on that wall of text for 30 seconds to make sure I wasn't insane. Search "The Most Mysterious Song On The Internet" and you may find some luck.

"ooh I have a file? how long is it?"

Dusk best boi you cant have him.

Good game but I have to say, her hat is just balancing on her hair right? If she leans too far that thing is gone.

I feel like this needs a response in poetry, but i do not have the time for that. I will be back to complete a fitting proposition. 

These got more and more insane.

Well... Damn.

You sir are an unlikeable person.

I beat both gamemodes without dying once. cool game tho, just easy af.

Did you just do a Magnus Archives on me?

Im sorry but you cant end end a game on FORGET. nuh uh no way 

my only thought that can sum up everything in this game was my first comment in each phase

1: oh fun hes like a mirror.

2: ohhhh hes a magician, I get it now, I understand, that's coooool.

3: WHAT NO?!?!

2015!?

the status says released?

yeah.