It all started when I decided to visit a construction site. I was on the prowl, and I had spotted a multitude of unattended pieces of scrap metal. I picked up each and every piece of said scrap metal, and on the way to my home, I got absolutely slammed by a semi-going 55. I was completely paralyzed up until recently when I completely slammed an entire gallon of milk. The sheer amount of calcium and other shit that's in milk instantly rejuvenated my body, and I covered the floor in cum or something I dunno. Now, I'm completely able-bodied, and I'm ready to return to this place.
Shame on you for not visiting me in the hospital from my scrap metal mistake.
Crepe
