Hornilurker
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Hello, here to write my critique/Review of Superhuman, as asked by fellow asian dude Weird World.
So you can basically ignore this comment unless you are scared to lpay the game cuz "me boring"
JOSH YOU BETTER GET DA FUCK OUT OF HERE YOUR PEDO I GOT THE FUCKING PRINTS AND YOU BETTER RUN C*NT
anyways, shall i begin?
SH critique
To start it good, 10/10 game, if not, 9,9/10. Superhuman is one of the rare games that you can bat an eye on it and you can feel a deep energy inside of you that brings you to the game, WW gave a pretty good description about the game on tfgamesite (the site i found it) and i couldn't resist seeing a game with goth girls in it, as a man of culture wouldn't.
Avoiding spoiler or any details about the story for those that may be curious, teh game is fucking fascinating, unlike other types of porn games that try to be cutsie or pinkish, superhuman doesn't sugarcoat it for the sake of porn, the game is dark, the game KNOW it is dark, and the game doesn't hold back jackshit when the game needs to be dark, if you expect to get mugged in a porn game just to have your life spared by sucking the robbers cock, get fucked, here u gonna get a nice 7 palm grave to get smarter next time you fuck around.
The game is pretty nihilistic, dark at some places and while there are one or two that tries to get faith on the world that they live, you can still see that the predominant thought is that you better be grinding some power or else you be a bbq for a bigger creature, which they aren't wrong. Yet. Don't be fooled by this review, the game has a funny humour, every character has their charm and pretty clear motivations that mix well with the environment and can be find a reason for such in a quasi-dystopic world that one death may be a tragedy but many deaths is just a statistic, as said by Joseph Stalin.
The designs are creative, sexy, represents well each characters personalities and designs and the best of it: Massive cleavage, i don't care about you thinking that its obnoxiously big, you have bad taste, i'm partial and i'm not goin to make it light, thank you WW, we need more of that.
The designs does what they have to do with no such things as armours, weird hairs, cosmetics or stuff, some characters will have such things, but most people have only their uniform and clothes, maybe a lipstick and a makeup as their principal component, which is great, as i don't see people using a warhammer armour in my daily life, nor do i use it... sadly.
Those are my principal points that i think should be more spotted on a review for a nsfw wannabe game (as the game for sure is more akin to a game with occasional sexo rather than a Ero-Game, trust me.)
Story is great and all in good shape, graphics will have a massive overhaul so i shall wait for the big overhaul, art can be improved in some aspects as some characters has some white spots and chipped parts, but thats something that can be easily changed and can be changed with time, as i think some of em was already brought up by me and others.
Overall, This game is a definite 100/100, maybe a 99/100 or a 98/100, but don't get quirky, this will change soon that you might think.... in 1 year lmfao
I don't have any criticisms that i think could be worthy throwing here, as it will mostly be a matter of taste rather than a technical one as i'm not a geek into story-writing nor painting nor arts nor the game lore nor anything really.
But if i may ask your pardon and give a cent...
1- More asses would be great, massive asses, 60 Inches each, BBL style to match the boobs, the boobs are great but ho lee xiet the ass department has less funds than the breasts one.
2- more "open" sex scenes, the sex scenes of the game are cool and all, but i think it would be good to see more full-body H-scenes, as there was some complaints about details about the body and butt of the characters yet the scenes are pretty chest-centric.
3-More non-protagonist related scenes, at this point of the game i think it wouldn't be possible due to all the fuzz that is happening (go play to get it), but it would be pretty nice to see some content related to how the world around the protagonist is keeping up with all the monster fuss, from civilians getting in panic and opinating about the org's and siding with who or who, the forces from state (cof cof police) trying to see what they do when... they can't do anything realistically, not only that, but how other characters from the world interacts with each other, their day to day lifes, their hobbies that could only be pursued because of their powers or that are normal to humans, their personal beliefs on the scenario that they are, if they are rationalizing or if they are well aware that shit isn't shiny and they have to deal with it...
4-Make more buff girls, you know damn well what are those buff girls that i'm talking about (cof cof M**, E**** and F**M*)
5- now thats just my personal taste but... darker arts and backgrounds? Idk, i like the darker and more punk/goth vibe of the early game, i like dark stuff, goth n all of that XP
anyways, thats it, bye cuz that shit is too long for my taste sorry guys i'll die of aids