Someone was bullying me.. So I ripped out the lower part of their jaw. And I I ripped out their intestines, and tied the intestines to the jaw and a tree as well, I then took ripped out their hair out of their scalp and tied it the part were the intestines was tied to the tree for more support, So I used their remains to make a swing.
Oh! So I can freely say this to people!: 'Y'know.. I can just hold your mouth with my two bare hands, and open it wider and wider until your jaw disconnects from your mandibles, Once i'm done with that. I will use a knife to tear out your eye balls out of your eye sockets, and eat it like those gummy eyeballs. I will then dicapitate your head, and dismember your limbs. I'll then rib out your vocal cords, because. Why not? After that I will use a surgeon knife to cut your torso open, I'll then use a surgeon hammer to break your rib cage, and rip out your organs. I might even slurp your intestines like ramen noodles! I'll then chop your limbs and organs into tiny pieces, and put them on a frying pan on put it on medium heat. I'll then cook your flesh to medium rare, but once it's done cooking, i'll eat it of course! But with your remaining head and torso, i'll use a cinder block to make your brains squeeze out of your head. After that I will rip out your spine and hang your rotting remaining of your torso, and hanging it somewhere. i'll then burn down your house down and watch your skin boil due to the extreme heat! '
Heard that Burd gave some people a virus, so Brud if your reading this. I'm going to find where you live and eat your toe nails while your asleep, and live inside your walls, and tear your hair from your scalp and eat it until your bald.
guys.. if someone bully's you, tell them this: /j/maybe
' Y'know.. I can just hold your mouth with my two bare hands, and open it wider and wider until your jaw disconnects from your mandibles, Once i'm done with that. I will use a knife to tear out your eye balls out of your eye sockets, and eat it like those gummy eyeballs. I will then dicapitate your head, and dismember your limbs. I'll then rib out your vocal cords, because. Why not? After that I will use a surgeon knife to cut your torso open, I'll then use a surgeon hammer to break your rib cage, and rip out your organs. I might even slurp your intestines like ramen noodles! I'll then chop your limbs and organs into tiny pieces, and put them on a frying pan on put it on medium heat. I'll then cook your flesh to medium rare, but once it's done cooking, i'll eat it of course! But with your remaining head and torso, i'll use a cinder block to make your brains squeeze out of your head. After that I will rip out your spine and hang your rotting remaining of your torso, and hanging it somewhere. i'll then burn down your castle and watch your skin boil due to the extreme heat! '
I want a honey bun. Give me a honey bun.
