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You weren't promised shit you fucking toddler

You're calling me an asshole when the dude I replied to is telling other commenters to kill themselves. Fuck off 👍

The way I see it, the dev probably never expected this much success from the game and thus listed it on itch. Then it exploded and a steam release made sense. Now that release has features that are, presumably, explicitly supported by the steam API (read: not itch); imo enough new features to justify another pricetag.

That's a lie though actually. The way I really see it is that I could pay for this game in fucking pennies, get over yourself.

My wallet has been murdered and I am inconsolable and also dying. the only thing that can make this right is if you personally email me the password to the ARG website please 💀