I read your second hint. Am i supposed to be seeing more than just yellow/peach/orange/black screens? I tried playing on firefox and on safari, because I thought maybe the game is broken. Because i tried answering lryybj naq benatr, fvapr gubfr ner obgu fvk yrggref but that didn't work.
Someone else please weigh in, because I need to know if I'm just the dumdum here.
Wait something just clicked from your second hint. I had been trying to do that (maybe???? I'm getting confused the more i think about it). That's what i meant by 'doing anything right'. I'll try some more.
I maybe am gonna give up. I think the lack of positive or negative feedback with the qenjvat? genpvat?? portion of the game (??? because i don't know if i'm actually doing that) is frustrating. But I really hope someone else comments about their experience.