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You need to look around and spam some 4 letter codes heheh

What a fun game! However at first I played it on fullscreen and didn't see the entire scene, so I sat there for about 5 minutes figuring out what i had to do haha. Ringing up random numbers (and a secret number!) is also pretty fun and adds on a little extra.

"no one actually commits a crime"

Actually a few of the things listed were being a drunk driver or 'hit and run'ning on pets, or abusing (kicking) them.