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I'll tell you what it means.
"Life is tumblr" is a shit-ass franchise that means nothing but liberal filthy pandering towards cock-sucking abortion-leftovers who adore this hive-mind mentality. "You got downvotes, you gooner, downvotes, gooner, downvotes, gooner", FLIP OVER THE VINYL already you bunch of douche-canoes.
The ONLY "good" thing that can come from this stupid fucking franchise is the porn parodies. Because the first game is the peak of cancerous storytelling and character "writing". Main character is a hipster tomboy with no personality nor a fucking spine to stand herself on and her "best friend" is a pushover, abusive blue-haired cunt who'll blame everyone except herself for her own bad decisions, and then some dumb fuck comes and makes a "lesbian romance visual novel" thinking it'll be a good fan game.
My guy, all of you subhuman scum have zero sense of individuality, critique and taste for good story and good games.
I swear, all of you fuck-ups spend too much time on tiktok, twitch and/or reddit and earn these ulcers for speech, it's so deeply sickening that makes me pity your parents who're probably crying at the shower now.

So... When will you release the latest version here?

If you don't care then why did you have to bother arguing in the first place? In case you didn't know, you could have kept yourself silent and not get through this shameful display of your own ignorance.

You're coping. You're simply denying the truth because of some nostalgia and game journos splurging all over that shit-game.
It didn't reinvent the wheel by any means, TLOU was an average to below-the-belt narrative with decent, at best, gameplay and nothing else. People get overly emotional by "coming of age" and "redemption" stories so take that cock off of your ass and admit it, the game was not as good as you remember.
Oh, why am I even bothering myself? I'm arguing with some kid named "lord shinobi", fucking naruto fans and their disgusting, rancid takes all over again.

First off, "Peach", curb your tongue. "You're lucky I didn't do this to you", do what? The fuck you are? You're a nobody piece of shit, a filthy asshole with an overinflated ego. Secondly, you can choke yourself with your "christ", I'm no brother of some sexual deviant like you, dick-chugger. Go fuck yourself.

Your point? Because as far as I know they are the ones who get the biggest amounts of AIDS spreading ratings out there, aside of relationship violence and promiscuity.

TLOU was a piece of shit of a game. "Hurhur it inovated", inovated on WHAT? The game was nothing but yet another "grump old man tragedy" story, seen lots of these before so shut your damn mouth already

Look, I'm gonna be honest with you, chief. It's all fine and dandy with the odd, yet "original", doll-like art style for the characters, I can at least bypass the weird shoulder-to-hips measure that is... "Unrealistic", to say the least.
But GREAT FUCKING GODS, what the actual fuck is wrong with those pictures at the loading screen? Those shit-ass filhty pieces of AI slop? That's just really disgusting to look at, and every time I wanna play, I *have* to look at those horrible images.
Can't you get an artist to make something that actually looks talented and DECENT to stare at? Instead of that shit?
Seriously.

Just the art style is enough to give me aids

Tlou wasn't even good to begin with, the hell you complaining about...

So... Let me get this straight. You force people to buy your game by locking 90% of all the android girls you put there. There's no visual warning to say "hey, if you want this, give me money", it's just there to be clicked and drag the player to your page.
No.
Out of spite, I REFUSE to pay for the "unlocked" version. Cope.

I did not expect a porn game to have a well ballanced amount of jokes... Kinda liked it, gave me some proper laughs

If this isn't porn then it's worthless. The original game was horrible, this could have been the saving grace, but no. It isn't.

Here's the thing: if you can't fix the free version, why should I even bother buying it here?

I would love to, I'm gonna look for it now

I wasn't expecting the game to be like THIS at this point.
And, if there's something that I loved, was that song in the begining. Can I download it? I loved the melody of it...