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I was expecting a horror game about getting the clap... this was even more horrifying than contracting an STI (I'm not talking about the Subaru WRX STI, but the other kind of STI, know what I'm sayin'?)! After playing, I ordered a clap-clap feature for all the lights in my house! 

Holy freakin’ crap! This game reminds me of that time I was Stewie from that Family Guy show, and I killed my whole family. Hehehehe freakin’ sweet!

*the game files definitely got corrupted during the download, making the characters and objects blacked out. I thought this was part of the game to protect the dev from any copyright issues. To be honest the blacked out characters made the game more ominous.

Finally! A game that represents my fear of not being alone while in the shower! After playing this, I haven't washed my hair since... people are starting to avoid me and I don't understand why (It's definitely not the smell of my greasy hair)... Can they see the creature that haunts me, waiting for me to close my eyes while shampooing? 

This game was an accurate representation of my typical Friday night; get home, shower, do laundry, make dinner, watch TV,  get home broken into, have my skull bashed in... (Saturday is a recovery day)

Just when I thought the original Graveyard Shift episode couldn't get any better, csgood releases this banger of a game with not just one ending, but six! It had terror, suspense, action, violence, love and a booze cruise ending! Fantastic! Highly recommend if you're not a weenie!

I remember playing this game back in 1999, had very fond memories that brought me back to those days,  and it was a surprise to see this game on this website. Thank you SnugBoat11, for bringing this game back to life! It's almost how I remembered it... only one problem... 

Never would have imagined a Teletubby game being so scary! Hilariously frightening and highly recommend to anybody who's down for some spooks and laughs! 

Damn... this game was amazing... I can't wait til VaatiVidya covers the extensive lore of this series!

Next time I go exploring an abandoned city, I'm bringing a bottle of Raid... a big bottle of Raid.

Tonight I thought it was just another night at work, doing my nightly tasks... until HE showed up...

Wasn't expecting this game to delve so deep into my brain and expose my pains like that.

Made a wish and dropped a nickel down the well. Something threw the nickel back at me and told me to, "Stop being a cheapskate!" 

This McDonald's had great customer service and great-tasting food; my kids really enjoyed meeting Ronald McDonald! He said he'd bring them right back as he was gonna show them how the burgers were made. It's getting dark now and the restaurant is empty...

This was the worst McDonald's experience I ever had! Didn't even get my burger or fries! They didn't even put any napkins in the bag!!!

Next time I wander into an old house with an obvious possessed doll problem, I'm bringing more batteries for my camcorder. That's for sure!

This game reminded me of when I went for a late-night walk downtown with my dad, but instead of a man running after us, my dad just ran away from me and never returned.

This game reminded me of the time my dad and I went for a hike in the woods, he told me to "wait here" while he went to "find a place to pee" and never came back.

When Ronald McDonald said, "It's McGlobbin' time!" I knew this game was gonna be the peak of horror gaming! I still can't believe the secret ingredient in all McDonald's recipes was so simple yet perfect.

Having been terrified of aliens since I was a little lad, this was a living hell to play in regards to how scary it was! I dreaded every step forward. You might have made the scariest game I ever played! Fantastic job!

The scariest part of this game was playing as someone who leaves cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon laying around... At least drink some good beer, you know what I'm sayin' brothurrr?! HEHEHE! (*Said in a raspy alcoholic voice*)

This game is like a gnome: short, sweet, and terrifying when played with in the dark.

The scares made me vibrate and contort my muscles like I've never done before. Thank you!

I was not expecting the 6 1/2-minute sex scene in this game. It was genuinely awkward playing this with my parents watching. Great game though!

Never been to such a fantastic birthday party in my life! We had some delicious milkshakes, then the next thing I remember was we played hide n' seek at Grimace's house... HE FOUND ME!