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okay, so i crunched the numbers:

A single bed is 6.25 feet long, and it is two tiles. I can safely conclude that a tile translates to 3 feet of distance. It takes this little volcano dweller a whole minute to walk 3 feet, covering a total of 180 feet in one hour. This converts to:

**drumroll**

0.034 mph

Considering how the average adult walks at a speed of 3 mph, you could walk around a city block roughly 100 times before this little dude did one lap. They are, quite literally, as fast as a garden snail

☝️🤓

sorry, had to get that out of my system lmao

5/5, would take an extra hot bath again

Alright, guess I found the first major issue
Bonus level for 1-4 ("Wonky Willa") is actually just one big soft lock. I'll fix that today

• NO WAY TO SAVE PROGRESS
  
• No settings
• "Custom" is disabled
• Music is disabled
• Sounds are repetitive
• Some bonus levels are disproportionately hard

Do you have ideas on how to improve the game? Please share!

Post gameplay issues in here

I can't get the game to run, I get a black screen. I checked the browser console, and it says there's a 403 forbidden error :c

I tested on both Firefox and Chrome