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In the nicest way possible, this game is absolutely frustrating. There's no way about it. Even on the fresh update and on easy, the game just screws you over in so many ways it's unreal. I've managed to make it to... I believe 4-2, where ICE starts being introduced. I cannot for the life of me tell you how many god damn lives I have lost simply to the game being so poorly timed with these two ice projectiles during the double jump. I kid you now when I say it's been a FUCKING struggle even just to get up to this point with how blind some of these jumps are, even if you 'simply follow the gem paths'. "Oh. Lol. You got lasered by a Raptor from off screen that you toggled and didn't know about and were unable to avoid it due to a low ceiling." I try to be patient with some sections but my fucking god dude. I had to stop and vent out these frustrations finally after draining nearly 30 lives into this same shitty ice roadblock because, the timing seems off, the wall jumps are so gimmicky that you can't bounce off the wall fast enough to make a cycle. Unless there's some secret tech bullshit I'm missing about double jumps, wall jumping, or just being able to phase through these awful obstacles, I seriously can't fathom how some people have beaten this game so fast and on hard mode without getting a minor bit frustrated. Hell, being able to zoom out more would be fucking glorious so I can see what the hell I'm getting into.

Wonderfully done game. Of course not without the occasion issue of the AI getting stuck on doors. Would love to see more updates and maybe a road log/update log of changes

Definitely need more scenes/moments where you can get CV'd yourself ♥ A proper sort of GAME OVER or at least be able to be PUMPED out proper into a condom~