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I said I wanted to meet Churchill not beat Churchill 

*clicks tongue* Noice

I said glass of juice not gas the Jews

Well that might've been uncomfortable but at least I'm honest

I'm a toaster

I guess it isn't necessarily a valid point since you're a kid, or at least it shouldn't be, but because our breasts drop without bras it attracts attention from guys and it's the kind of attention you don't want

That is f*cking adorable

Well it depends on the attention you want from my experience not wearing one seems to catch the eye of boys but in the exhibitionist way not the generally attractive female way

You mean a bra?

IDK what's funnier the Shrek or the fact that you answered so literally 

anyways I'm gonna get some sleep Cya tommorow

same I just call him ken

hey anything is murder if it goes wrong enough 

facts I have had a step dad so long I don't even remember before he was part of my life but they always seem to have a harder time treating step children as their own which is understandable but f*cked at the same time 

Hey kids, is your mom nagging you to do more work? Your girlfriend/boyfriend asking for constant attention? Did your neighbor sell you a chair for more than its worth only for it to break two days later? Try murder

well that's mildly worrying 

If you look closely at the airport signs there is a no water bottle sign way in the back implying that 9/11 happened in animal crossing

Yeah life just sucks all around when it's that time but I found that if you have cool enough parents you can guilt trip them into treating you like an angel for a bit and there is nothing wrong with doing so

ah yes, Tom nook, the one true god

good I'm glad we got rid of them

Yup nothing wakes you up faster than sitting up and having to sprint to the bathroom because all the blood in your body decided that it wanted leave through... Areas

have those hspv troglodyte assholes been hanging out around here still or did they get banned 

I missed you too Srry I was gone for so long I tend to get really overwhelmed after a lot of human interaction and I just shut down and leave for a while

I've been really good I got a girlfriend finally and I am studying in mechanical engineering so I've got a lot going for me

that's what she said 

that's what she said 

This game looks so cute I can't wait to try it

I hope both sides of her pillow are warm tonight lol

Holy fucking hell you do realize this is a kids game comment section right

Christ on a fawkin bike it's been a while how's everyone doing 

okay Ill allow it because Bernie sandal is indeed funny also you posted your reply twice 

Hi

I'm scared

What we want from you is to shut up and appreciate the joke

okay 

It's probably to stop students from looking at porn in class my old middle school did that too after they caught a kid wanking in class 

The cringe impact of simultaneously sucking eighty lemons 

My facking eyes

I loooove undertale