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i will have a child with you 😊

dam ordinace ik your my hot babe😘😘 but he might have cooked your cute little ass 😉😉

your just shit at games if this gave you a challenge lil bro

your a meat rider to be honest

how did this game remind you of borderlands. In ultrakill you can literaly see the induvidual pixels on the screen but borderlands actully has decent graphics

Ordinace!!!!! why arnt you responding 😡😡😡😡!!! did i do something to hurt you  🥺🥺🥺Please respond i really need my pookie bear 😍😘😘

im just sooo in love with you 💗 Im lowk turned on by this whole interaction 😳

why is bro acting like he aint blushing rn 😍😍

Why you so gay?

im in 4th

ur hot

You have a small penis

at least i am not addopted

no thx

Are yu entally ill?

Sure bud if ou want to lie to ourself just like your parents did. Maybe next time you shuld play with a rope hung on a tree.

I love beating my meat to these charecters but this random white stuff keeps coming out?

Well i Guess we know who the small brainers are

I disliked the vid 💗💗

My flesh burns. I feel like a malevolent omen burns under my skin and through my arteries. I weep and beg for the end to come and for the eternal void to devour the cellular infrastructure that is the construct of my soul's vessel. The void of death and hunger. It needs your life to fill an empty stomach. I will feed the void. You will be punished and atone for the sins committed in this hell hole. The days will pass you by until nothing but darkness remains. I am the timekeeper and your time is up. Lament.

I will fill your tight ass like a twinkie 

Don't call me "bud" you infertile  maggot. I will make you pay for insulting Garten of BanBan and the beauty of it's existence. You must be blinded by any concept over 3rd grade to think the UltraKill is a good game none the less even playable. This game character's look like sex toys while the main character face is a literal glory hole. Garten of BanBan is superior in every shape and form plus the characters peak in both writting and design.

1/10 

BanBan is cooler

This game is for kids who dont have a big enoughf brain to go out and make friends. Other than the atractive charecters you should try to make a game that is not ment for mentaly unstable todlers.

-3/10

Your comments are making me kinda bored buddy ur constant yaping is kinda convincing me ur mentaly ill.

1.5/10

Okay bud wh dont you go touch some grass and get off this guys dick. You sound like m chinese factory workers asking for more money. Get our own fucking opinion you fatass discord mod.

The name of this game reall defines it expplaining what might happen. I reall loved the part were me (the charecter) went to bed and then woke up to it being filled with slimy white liquid. I can just think of the amazing "Masculine urge" that drove that to happening.

7.9/10