I read the part about the mayonaise, stared at my screen for about a minute while it set in, and then laughed so hard I cried. The writing is so good.
Still doesn't work. I get to the point after the party and none of the routes work.
I'm reinstalling it to see if that helps
I don't know if my game is glitched, but I downloaded the mac version and I can't play any of the routes?