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number go up :)

sorry! Looks like I just had to wait a while for it to open

Can’t seem to launch the game… It shows NMKART.exe in task manager but it’s barely using any memory and CPU. Is this normal?

monochromatic software coming in clutch once more

Ever since I was a little boy I have always dreamed of playing Minesweeper on classic hardware. I am so glad that No Players Online allows me to fulfill my fantasy of reliving the 1990s and using a busted ass piece of shit computer to run an absolutely divine timekiller. However I was taken aback by how, despite all my efforts, I could not chord (where you click on an empty space and if you flag a mine correctly it clears out) any of the pieces that I wanted to. I am utterly devastated and will be refunding my $0.00 donation to this game. Thank you for your time.

this is like papers please but funnier

please give us the option to back to the item select menu when we’re choosing between dealer and us

girls?? i wanna see MEN!!

jokes aside this is honestly a pretty good fighting game… props!!

What is this, a grand adventure about climbing a mountain and finding your true identity for ants?

Jokes aside this is an incredible remake. Kudos!!

This game has an interesting concept, but I think it could be fleshed out more.

Shooting one or two shots and reloading instantly is the best play. The cooldown is slim to none and encourages what I like to call a “TF2” mentality, where if you’re reloading but still have a clip, you can fire again. Of course, this isn’t how it works in-game, but the reload is so fast that it could be called that.

The second thing I had in mind is to have more stuff on screen during dusk or night. It could challenge good players to be on their toes. Right now it’s pretty easy to just hit everything as fast as possible, and the clear visuals don’t help that much. Making it more difficult at the end could really boost the replayability and might make special endings more impactful to the player.

That’s really all I have so far. I’m not gonna touch on the fetish subject because everyone has their own kinks. If you like big bellies, Kurger, I can’t stop you. You enjoy that slosha slosha that you like so much. :D

This is like a better version of those button mashey fighting games I’d see in modern arcades

Orange is good as-is

this goes so hard

Yes, but it’s highly recommended to use Steam’s controller support

Try optimizing your PC. I recommend Razer Cortex

I have a laptop with an Intel/Nvidia CPU and GPU and it runs just fine, so I’m not sure

The game already has rollback

the ultiamte mong experience…

it’s a mod, meaning that the developer took parts of the original baldi’s basics and reconfigured it to make it more unique

oh my god he added it

good game, but i wish it was a bit longer and your choices had more of an impact. right now it feels more like an interactive movie

Would make labbing the game much easier