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You know, I didn't ever respond to this, and I'm sorry about that. 

Thank you, expect something soon™

Super fun and cute April fool's game 100/10

Will do :)

I don't believe there is anything that affects the long term story (yet)

10 billion trillion year!

Where and when did this issue occur?

Hm, well I won't be able to for the next update unfortchantely. The rendering API the web versions of Godot  don't support like 90% of what's in the game, and it wouldn't exactly be good looking (let alone run well) Itch.io also doesn't support web games with file sizes larger then 800mb I believe, which this game is much larger than... So as of now, it's not happening. BUT if something does change, I will try my best to get it to work!

Thank you and have a good rest of your day :)

They are the same...

They are the same

Ah, it's on the game's page, but I know it can be easy to miss. So here's the link: https://discord.com/invite/62EZQ9nMUY

Nah, there's a big update coming soon. Join the discord if you want to see sneak peaks

Don't know yet, sorry

I can make them brighter, but at this point in the game's life, I don't think I should release a tiny patch like that. Maybe in the future.

without a better way to say it, it's a you problem...

you aren't suppose to click the letters, use the arrow keys

Hm, I'm not really sure what to say about that. I'm sorry it doesn't work for you though, hopefully a fix will come around. You have a good one.

What English patch? What do you mean?

Could you give anymore detail

Oddly enough, pressing x fixes it as well, but I'll put out a silent patch to fix it in a bit

Hi, thank you so much. I didn't even realize that was an issue. I'm releasing a patch right now.

That wasn't the issue I was referring to, but hey. Do tell more, I have no clue what you're talking about.

For one thing, I'd actually love to post the game files, but the code itself is such a mess that I don't know if I should. The music was done by Practicalimari, but I don't think they've posted it anywhere else. I agree that he did a fantastic job though.

I've thought about a sequel, but I wouldn't ever consider charging for it

....Did you hold down the button?

hahahahahahahhaahhahahahahaha

Yeah, Window's anti-virus is just paranoid af

Glad to see someone is happy about it

Sorry this bug went unsolved for awhile, it's been fixed for the next update though! Thank you for saying something about it <3

no, but it can be

This game was a sort of proof of concept, but I'm not sure if it'll ever become anything more. We'll have to wait and see!
As for using Astigmatism instead of a more "main stream" character, you can thank Zxxx for that. He's pretty much the source of all this.

And I'm not exactly sure how long it's been since it's been a side project for the most part. I'd say like 7-8 months though.

Oh, and thank you. We are all happy to hear from you <3

Parody games aren't subjected to the same rules, they'll be fine

what do y'all expect? Do you think it's anywhere near done, I feel like I've made it pretty clear that it's NO WHERE near done. 

man, Ima give it to you straight. You really don't gotta play this game, it's the shit post equivalent of a game

You can't play on phone.

We're rooting for ya! Good luck <3

We're rooting for ya! Good luck <3

ah, great! Well hopefully it'll be the last update

I checked it and there was no issues????

and no one told me it was broken?????